Funny Fathers Day Jokes
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Bugs "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" asked the boy.
"Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son," his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"
"Oh, nothing," the boy said. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
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Magician Jake: What does your father do for a living?
Matt: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Jake: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Matt: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
Q: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?
A: a POPsicle!
Q: How do fathers exercise on the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Q: How do you know your dad is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: How do you scare a divorced dad?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice!
Q: Why don't some fathers have a mid-life crisis?
A: They're stuck in adolescence.
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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?” – Submitted by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.
Son: For $20, I’ll be good.
Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
– Submitted by Robby S., Putnam Valley, N.Y.
Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life! – Submitted by Luke A., Tucson, Ariz.
Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.
Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait! – Submitted by Matt A., Bellevue, Neb.
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Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday?
Theo: I love it!
Manny: Why?
Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! – Submitted by Alvin F., Union City, Calif.
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